MULLETS
The catastrophic coiffure called the "mullet" is nothing to joke about.
If you possess this undesirable doo.......TO FUCKING BAD! Common names of
the
mullet are:
- Hockey player haircut
- Soccer Rocker
- Guido
- Bi-Level
- Shag
- Neckwarmer
- Ape Drape
- Sphinx
- Hack Job
- Lobster
- Mud Flap
- B&T (bridge and tunnel)
- River cut (as in Colorado River)
- Boz (as in Brian Bosworth)
- Schlong (short on the sides, long in back)
- S&L crisis
- Long Island Iced Tease
- SFLB (Short in Front,Long in Back)
The Mullet of the week is:
THE BOWIE MULLET
